Rub-a-dub-dub

Jack has a routine before bed every night: Daddy takes him upstairs and makes him giggle like crazy, Mommy starts his bath, Mommy and Daddy wash Jack, they put on his pajamas and an overnight diaper, then Mommy feeds him and puts him to bed with his favorite yellow blankie.
"Please, don't!"
In the midst of his nightly routine, Jack had a realization (because he is so advanced): one day, pictures taken of him in the bath can actually be used against him. Mommy and Daddy would never do that, of course.